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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

God (if they exist) is a pos in general not just to Jews.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  1. Killed many people by flooding the Earth

  2. Made us all from blissful monolinguals to people of many languages, becuz la tower of Babel, lmao...

  3. Killed some guys cuz they insulted a bald man

Wow, that's a resume...

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 months ago

How about sending an avatar of yourself to earth to create a loophole for rules you created yourself? đź’€

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

You forgot that time he repeatedly forced Pharoah to tell Moses "no" so he could keep smiting Egyptians.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

I personally thought it was the Pharoah's choice, so I excluded it, but now that I think of it...

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah I distinctly remember learning about Exodus as a kid in church and every time Pharoah was gonna cave to the demands it says "but then the Lord hardened Pharoahs heart..."

Even as a kid I was like "yo wtf..."

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  1. If Flood happened when biblical scholars estimate (around XXIV century BCE), it would kill between 14 to 50 million people.
  2. Tallest stuctures build by humans before industrial revolution were around 140-160 meters tall (2 pyramids, Yongning Pagoda, Lincoln Cathedral). So if God was scared enough by the tower of Babel it means he's either top paranoic, have incredible sight disability or the heaven is very low.
  3. Killed ones were kids, and this episode of violence brutal and senseless even for biblical standards bothered biblical scholars so much that tons of analysis were made to "prove" that those weren't in fact kids but young men. As if that make it much better, and i cannot not point how zionist media drones are doing the same thing to Palestinian kids today.
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Killed some guys cuz they insulted a bald man

God just installed his new "call the bears" button and was itching for an excuse to try it out.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Today I will play ethereal chess against my arch nemesis who I created clueless

Resign world to arch nemesis’ evil influence after my second pawn is captured aware

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

This god. Sounds like a real jerk.

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