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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Homie could you imagine Amish Guerrilla Warfare? Those dudes are so down to earth you'd think it was straight up the earth that attacked you. They dont even need GPS to know where they are. Mormons are gonna need some huge advantage other than their thug stratagem to beat the Amish Will.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago

Quite honestly, I think the Amish would find a lot of collaborators. As a former Mormon, I'd be happy to help the Amish out in some way.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

Amish guerilla agents coming out of literally every tree, bush, patch of vegetation imaginable

[-] mediOchre@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

The Amish are the Vietnamese of the USA?

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Ezekiel is in the trees, man!

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Whittling sounds....nothing else

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

Images going to bed in an Mormon military base and waking up that, surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

[-] makuus@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago

…surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

Just a modest shed, really…

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

They dont even need GPS to know where they are.

Inhales

The Amish knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater)...

[-] match@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah this map is basically USA vs Vietnam

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