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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

God: Makes everyone keep waiting for Armageddon.

American Evangelicals: I'll do it myself.

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago

I'll make my own Armageddon, which blackjack, and hookers!

[-] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I mean, that's quite literally happening, more or less. Check out the documentary Praying for Armageddon if you can find it.

[-] match@pawb.social 1 points 4 months ago

When they switch over from "God works in mysterious ways" to "God works through us"

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