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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 197 points 2 months ago

And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 103 points 2 months ago

apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

blowing your load

Nice

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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