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[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Born too late to buy a house.

Born too soon to be forced to evacuate your city because of the rise of sea levels.

Born just in time to see the deaths of the major democracies in the world.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As Ben Shapiro so perfectly put it:

If the sea level rises, just sell your house and leave

Edit: here is hbomberguy reaction to that nonsense

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

If you're willing to buy a flooded underwater house let me know, i have a deal for you ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

It was an intentional reference to a nonsense argument by Ben Shapiro, famously mocked.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'll do it. I'll just remove the flood with my mop.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The kingdom of atlantis needs housing. We just need to get a hold of aqua man.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You'll have to wait. He's a little tide up right now.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Facts don't care about your floods and natural catastrophes

[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Also known as acts of god- so as long as you're on god's good side, those things won't happen, and if they do, well obviously you did something to piss off god so you deserve it. QED.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿช“๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

You might still be born in time for that second one.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Look on the bright side, if Putin and Trump start launching the nukes in a dick measuring contest, you will probably die of radiation poisoning long before sea level rise affects you.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I still hope for a quick one with the shock wave from the explosion, still...

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

What major democracies? If you're talking about USA, calling it democracy is a stretch

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