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[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 100 points 8 months ago

Keep a set of swimwear in your car. If you go to a place and forgot your swimsuit? Got the backup. Go to a hotel and find out they had a pool you didn't know about? Backup in the car. Accidentally shit yourself? Got at least something on you. Do I shit myself enough to worry about it? Not since I was a baby but now I know I got swim trunks in my car just in case.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 49 points 8 months ago

This works for so many occasions too. At a watermelon eating contest? Backup in the car. Going to a funeral? Backup in the car. Need to bury a body? Backup clothing, right there.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 8 months ago

Carry two swimsuits: one for me and one for the recently departed.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 20 points 8 months ago

"it's... it's what he would have wanted."

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 8 months ago

Oh right. Also bring your scriptures or a turntable with the two swimsuits so you can experiment with new material during the sendoff.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Does this work for horse funerals as well?

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