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Who Is Trump’s VP Pick J.D. Vance? (www.theonion.com)
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[-] Omega_Man@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Books: Hillbilly Elegy, The Wizards Of Elzagard I-III, The Children Of Elzagard IV-V, Elzagard Chornicles: The Crystal Of Sa’Sakar I-IX, Encyclopedia Elzagarium: The Complete Companion To The Elzagard Realm

This is gold. Can we all just pretend the Elzagard series is real and just gaslight the fuck out of everyone?

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Vance writing a fantasy novel series would give us something to like about him, so that might sway the nerdy southerner vote.

[-] Omega_Man@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

We could make the main character gay.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Or any skintone darker than than mayonaise.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I am so fucking down for this and the Original Trilogy was obviously the best…I will fight you.

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