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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 77 points 4 months ago

Saw the headline: "Haha, theonion really nailed this one"

What's the inverse of eating the onion?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago
[-] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Shitty Supreme Court candidates made sure I know the existence of boofing…

[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.

It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world -3 points 4 months ago

Why do any of us actually think it's reality?

[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The suggestion being that the article is a lie?

Or that we’re living in a really fucked up matrix-like experiment?

I wonder if the AI’s in the matrix knew that they weren’t real?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world -2 points 4 months ago
[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I’m confused……. The shoes aren’t real?

Or the assassination attempt wasn’t?

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Words are made up but we still have to deal with them in our day to day lives.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

I've gotta deal with these talking faces about as much as I gotta deal with anime girls. At least anime girls are something pleasant to keep me occupied.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Eat the onion long enough, and the onion eats you back.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The topic of this sub.

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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