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this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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Every single person with a penis has done this at least once but most of us don't write a book about it
EDIT: this is clearly a class divide and the bourgeoisie are showing their ass in the comments (it has a golden buttplug in it)
cant say ive done this
This is because you are a coward
Funniest thing I've read all day
The communists disdain to hide their views and kinks
Sometimes being normal about sex is one thing i like about left movements.
I can't imagine what it feels like to embody
Too right
That's right you can't say it.
You could not waterboard that information out of me.
What? Did I miss the dudes101 class? Was it a fucking group text that I thought was spam? When was I supposed to do such a thing lmao
Lmao y'all are a bunch of couch fuckers
I went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It's hypoallergenic and since it's made from silicon it's easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.
Nerd! I ran the garden hose til the earth was just soft enough and I fucked the muddy hole in the ground
btfod did love unto a hillock
Look Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!
Bourgeois decadence
Counterpoint: chafing is counter-revolutionary
New tagline.
nah that's fucking weird
Death to America
Bro my gock is for slicing and dicing not pounding a couch
No…
Hell naw 😂
extremely loud incorrect buzzer
Shoot me if I ever do this
I’m not ape brained enough to fuck my couch. Now, a pringles can on the other hand