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submitted 4 months ago by pooh@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Every single person with a penis has done this at least once but most of us don't write a book about it

EDIT: this is clearly a class divide and the bourgeoisie are showing their ass in the comments (it has a golden buttplug in it)

[-] Cattypat@mander.xyz 56 points 4 months ago

cant say ive done this

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 82 points 4 months ago

This is because you are a coward

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

Funniest thing I've read all day

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

The communists disdain to hide their views and kinks

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Too right

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Sometimes being normal about sex is one thing i like about left movements.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I can't imagine what it feels like to embody no-fun-allowed

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago

That's right you can't say it.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago

You could not waterboard that information out of me.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

rat-salute Take it to your grave, comrade. We'll keep it in the dark.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago

Every single person with a penis has done this

What? Did I miss the dudes101 class? Was it a fucking group text that I thought was spam? When was I supposed to do such a thing lmao

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago

Lmao y'all are a bunch of couch fuckers farquaad-point

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

I went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It's hypoallergenic and since it's made from silicon it's easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Nerd! I ran the garden hose til the earth was just soft enough and I fucked the muddy hole in the ground

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

rat-salute-2

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

btfod did love unto a hillock theory-gary

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Look Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!