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submitted 3 months ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

This is so fucking funny

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[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago

The trick is to always be unavailable on your days off and never answer your phone. Unless you want the overtime, of course.

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

kitty-birthday-sad I needed the OT unfortunately.

But not like this...

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

also if you mistakenly answer the phone, switching to airplane mode drops the call

oops you were traveling

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

That's the thing though. I work in the public sector. I can play truant but they rarely give out OT.

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