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[-] Therealgoodjanet@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago

Damnit, the pope holds all birth certificates? I’m such an idiot, how did I not know?

There must have a massive archive in the Vatican, holding the birth certificates of 8bil people.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

They're actually is a archive in the Vatican, but it's full of all of their dirty laundry and all of the dirt that they've scraped together on world leaders for like 1,500 years. As I understand it there's actually stuff that could start wars down there.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, the pope keeps all of them in a big book that also says if you have been naughty or nice.

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Hold on. This changes everything. You mean the pope works for Santa? Or the saint's Clause? I smell a loophole

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Wonder who’s keeping track with all the new ones coming in every few seconds and all the people dying every few seconds. Must be one busy post office in there.

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