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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Solving Long Term Problems, part 4d:

Take off your helmet, eat some ~~moon~~ mars rocks. Have your crewmates revive you and put your helmet back on. Chew, swalloe.

We don't know what happens after that but you might be OK. If you are hungry enough to eat a planet, you're hungry enough for science.

-Cave Johnson

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago

Can't tell if this is an actual Cave Johnson line or not

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I think the that’s a beauty of the unhinged beauty of Cave Johnson

Maybe with the bouncy moon rock jelly acting as a diet thing

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The eggheads claim that ingesting repulsion gel causes random, explosive, uncontrollable and agonizing diarrhea. So I told them to figure it out; how are we supposed to sell this stuff as a water substitute with that holding us back?!

this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2024
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