Well yes, but then they'd have to pay their employees out of their money, instead of relying on the kindness of their customers.
But isn't that what they're supposed to do?
Ahh, I see the confusion. This is the US where you do anything you can to screw others out of money so maybe you can retire about 30 minutes before you die.
Oh I see, so then I shouldn't tip. Got it.
Well yes, but then they'd have to pay their employees out of their money, instead of relying on the kindness of their customers.
But isn't that what they're supposed to do?
Ahh, I see the confusion. This is the US where you do anything you can to screw others out of money so maybe you can retire about 30 minutes before you die.
Oh I see, so then I shouldn't tip. Got it.