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Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with ‘depressed’ black bear (www.theguardian.com)

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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Which of these messages would be more effective on a sign:

Gee golly gosh folksies, don't toucha tha beara! Silly gooses, bear can be dangerous!

This thing will rip your fucking body to shreds on a whim. Life isn't Disney - GET THE FUCK BACK OR REGRET IT FOREVER

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024

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