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this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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We milk it for all it's worth, but this is nowhere as unusual or funny as a prime minister fucking a dead pig's head.
also that one actually happened which makes it even funnier
so the couch stuff is all just a bit based on that one couchfucking tweet about JD's book? amazing
well we cant definitively prove he never fucked a couch....
yeah i think so
most young men have an embarrassing masturbation story or two but usually we TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE
i won't. fingered myself with peppermint shampoo at my aunts house. she's dead now so i'm free to tell hexbear.
hahahaha, if it makes you feel any better almost every young guy has pulled one off in the shower with soap. ever gotten soap in the pee-hole? like really in there? its a mild chemical burn.
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