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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago
[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 26 points 10 months ago

Elrond can't drop Isildur into the fire because Isildur has the ring and nobody can intentionally destroy the ring.

Gollum was only able to destroy the ring because he's fucking stupid.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Elven combat tactics presumably do not include the dropkick.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago

Charge at him, give him a big bear hug, and momentum takes both of them.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Same idea. Though going in with him saves you from explaining.

"It's the craziest thing. He fell right in."

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

If you're smart enough to consider that this would destroy the ring, then you can't do it. It's intentionally destroying the ring.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Higher quality version without the ifunny watermark

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago

Re: your username
Filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

You are the first person to recite the magic phrase!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

$fsck yourself before you $fswk yourself

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

That was my first read, but I think the color change is supposed to mean he's recalling the story later.

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