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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago
[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago

Elrond can't drop Isildur into the fire because Isildur has the ring and nobody can intentionally destroy the ring.

Gollum was only able to destroy the ring because he's fucking stupid.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Elven combat tactics presumably do not include the dropkick.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

Charge at him, give him a big bear hug, and momentum takes both of them.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Same idea. Though going in with him saves you from explaining.

"It's the craziest thing. He fell right in."

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

If you're smart enough to consider that this would destroy the ring, then you can't do it. It's intentionally destroying the ring.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Higher quality version without the ifunny watermark

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

Re: your username
Filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You are the first person to recite the magic phrase!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

$fsck yourself before you $fswk yourself

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

That was my first read, but I think the color change is supposed to mean he's recalling the story later.

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