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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

She just turned black? Has he not been paying attention for the past 4 years? (Rhetorical question. We all know the answer to that is "no, of course he hasn't, because he's so fixated with himself!")

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago

I'm sure her Jamaican dad would be amazed to hear that his daughter hasn't been black for almost all of her 59 years on this planet.

[-] SaltySalamander@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

Well apparently she just turned black.

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

My wife and I were thinking about turning black. It's just so much paperwork.

[-] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

I got a lawyer to file mine for me

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Just like those prescription glasses that you leave in the sun but aren't all that effective in cars because the glass blocks the UV. We hate the non-working sunglasses folks. Many people are saying...

Just....turns black. I don't know why we'd think anyone's weird for saying that, seems totally normal. Who said weird?!

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I said this in another thread, but "things happening/existing before you know about them" is something I'm working on with my child, not something a presidential candidate should struggle with.

[-] finley@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Well, he is a 78 year-old child

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

It's strange that people would think such a weird, small-handed man-child could run anything let alone a country.

[-] finley@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

hateful, childish bullies are miserable people, and misery loves company

[-] palordrolap@kbin.run 8 points 3 months ago

There's a joke involving peril sensitive sunglasses here somewhere.

[-] finley@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

— The hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In the full quote he did say she turned black "a number of years ago", for context, but he's still full of shit.

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