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Listen, I don't think this happens but...
(hexbear.net)
It's the funniest possible sequence of events, and no one wouldve seen it coming
What does that even look like for the culture of the US lol
KHive dems have got him spooked and he's scared of being labelled a "weird fat loser" so he takes his ball and goes home
we all talk about "funniest outcome" constantly, but none of you managed to lathe "big wet boy scared of xanned-out copmala due to her posting power" into existence, did you?
We've been running a toy lathe this whole time
yeah honestly the 'he needs to be president to avoid prosecution/bankruptcy' just rings hollow at this point
I actually think that a lot of the charges would just be quietly dropped if he quit the race and agreed never to run for office again.