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[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 214 points 3 months ago

Drunk off his ass.

Need a ride home?

Wtf?

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 117 points 3 months ago

It's ok, this is just what Anon imagined he'd say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

It's what he imagined he'd imagine if he ever went to a bar.

[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago

Perhaps “willing to pay for taxi”?

Or “my DD friend is getting me and he owes me a favour?”

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

He was the train conductor.

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Maybe accompany her so she doesn't have to take the bus alone.

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