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[-] sazey@lemmy.world 234 points 10 months ago

Anon chose to outdo the fat friend and cock block himself.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 214 points 10 months ago

Drunk off his ass.

Need a ride home?

Wtf?

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 117 points 10 months ago

It's ok, this is just what Anon imagined he'd say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

It's what he imagined he'd imagine if he ever went to a bar.

[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

Perhaps “willing to pay for taxi”?

Or “my DD friend is getting me and he owes me a favour?”

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

He was the train conductor.

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Maybe accompany her so she doesn't have to take the bus alone.

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 169 points 10 months ago

Dude filtered himself. Best outcome.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 64 points 10 months ago

Could have been worse. Not sure how but it can always be worse

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 118 points 10 months ago

Poor girl could have gone home with that asshole.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 54 points 10 months ago

Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

[-] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

Yellow Canary mining

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

Ok, but I can relate to smiling irl when I see an internet meme in the memetics of the wild

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

hopefully the fat friend got over the friendzone

this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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