61
submitted 7 months ago by Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone to c/memes@lemmy.ml
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

Socket scientist here:

Nuclear power relies on advanced Quantum Radiative Containment (QRC) technology. This system employs nano-level Radiation Inversion Fields (RIFs) embedded within the socket’s structure. These RIFs manipulate subatomic particles to create a hyper-dense energy shield, effectively trapping the radiation.

Additionally, the sockets are coated with Neutrino-Absorbent Polymer (NAP), a material that converts stray radioactive emissions into harmless bioluminescent particles. This process is facilitated by micro-scale Atomic Resonance Amplifiers (ARAs), which synchronize the radiation’s wavelength with the Earth’s magnetic frequencies, ensuring zero leakage.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Ah this makes me feel so much safer. I asked my electrician wife, she said I was just wrong and dumb.

I'm glad I found an expert here

[-] drew_belloc@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

Now you get to say that she is wrong and dumb

this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
61 points (74.0% liked)

Memes

47303 readers
1238 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS