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[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago

Is this one of those Macedonian websites that completely fabricates stories for pageviews?

They have this story as well: https://inshort.geartape.com/man-becomes-10-years-younger-after-93-days-at-bottom-of-the-atlantic/

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Have you spent 93 days at the bottom of the Atlantic? It is life changing

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

We should all do this once every ten years. Live forever.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Almost like some sort of fountain of youth

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, chronic sleep deprivation from your Chief yelling at you is often life changing, but at least you get to hug a torpedo

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It's the hydration that makes all the difference. I think.

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