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Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs' (inshort.geartape.com)
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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

That website was so awful I had to look up the story from another source lol

Her "bag of drugs" contained:

3.25 grams of cocaine 1.75 grams of crack cocaine 1 gram of crystal meth 1.5 pills of hydromorphone 2 pills of amphetamine 4.5 pills of alprazolam metal spoon 4 glass pipes with residue plastic baggies with white residue full needle 2 straws

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago

Fuuuuuun. I’ve always wanted a collection of drugs. That scene in Fear & Loathing always had me jealous.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I applaud her responsible labeling and commitment to diversity!

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago

"...once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

No Chore Boy? Amateur.

[-] Dufurson@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

seems like a regular Monday

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago

Is this one of those Macedonian websites that completely fabricates stories for pageviews?

They have this story as well: https://inshort.geartape.com/man-becomes-10-years-younger-after-93-days-at-bottom-of-the-atlantic/

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Have you spent 93 days at the bottom of the Atlantic? It is life changing

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

We should all do this once every ten years. Live forever.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Almost like some sort of fountain of youth

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, chronic sleep deprivation from your Chief yelling at you is often life changing, but at least you get to hug a torpedo

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It's the hydration that makes all the difference. I think.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

I had a band in the 90s named after a guy we called punker Mike. He always came to our practices with a bag of various drugs. He called it his trailmix. We named that band, Mike's Trailmix.

Good times. I think. Can't really remember.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Good times. I think. Can't really remember.

That’s how you can tell they were.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I mean... even without drugs, "time flies when you're having fun" is an expression for a reason.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Does she keep her money in a big bag with a dollar sign on it?

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Don't do that or you have to pay Gene Simmons and no that isn't a joke, he copyrighted the cartoon bag of money.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Man I hate when I lose my bag of drugs in my pile of random drugless bags.

This life pro tip is going to save me so much time to do more drugs!

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

"They’ll never look in here!"

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Part of me respects her being responsible

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

A lot of drug users have poor organizational skills. Maybe this one is self medicating for ocd?

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