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[-] null@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 months ago

But there's still no proof that James David didn't fuck a couch.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

Excuse me, but I believe you have misspelled Jackin Decouch Vance.

[-] null@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Hmm, isn't that kinda weird? Is he okay?

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think he'll feel better once he gets down on ~and~ ~with~ his couch

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Excuse me, but did you misspell Shay D Vance?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Jance Dance Vance. That's his name.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

I'm sick of these types of lies they don't move the conversation forward. It's not a couch! It's a "love seat".

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

"Filled" is a little generous, bro gives off low volume vibes.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The other day I didn’t drink enough water and when I jerked off it was like a dried up booger that I had to pull out of my dick hole.

[-] null@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] null@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

It's a thin membrane between the 2

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