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[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The sign said, "Everybody welcome, Come in, kneel down and pray"

But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay!

So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign.

I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me, I'm alive and doin' fine".

Woooooaaah!

this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2024
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