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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 71 points 3 months ago

imagine not lying your ass off to some bozo like that. assuming you're in dire enough circumstances to need the job.

I would tell this asshole I worked at the White House and had training in the highest standards where I received commendations for 10 years of service. And I only left and moved back to do my part in elevating the community with hard work and grit.

then, when his back is turned clonk em with a honing rod and rob his ass blind.

[-] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 59 points 3 months ago

If you ever want a job at these types of places you need to let it shine through that youre hardworking and desperate, aka easily exploitable. A gig at the white house on your resume would be an instant disqualification.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

did I say I wanted a job there? I want to clonk him, take his wallet and bank deposit bag.

the white house story is to make him pull out his phone and try to confirm some particularly outrageous claims in my story ("They posted a photo of me on the home page to honor me for my service.")

that's clonkin' time.

you're probably thinking, how are you going to do this, because the you've only filled out a form online and he's reading it later.

how indeed! please send $50 to Cashapp M0n3yRiddLer2024 to learn the secrets of high tech robbery.

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

I think they're saying that you won't even be able to get close enough to do a clonking if you don't come across as desperate.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

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