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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 386 points 3 months ago

Translation: "give me enough money and I'll promote whatever you want."

Most presidents at least pretended they couldn't be bought.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 78 points 3 months ago

He on the other hand is haggling openly and then brags about it.

And his moron followers are proud of him 🙄

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

He's going to "drain the swamp" and replace it with an auction house.

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 months ago

I thought he was draining the swamp so he could sell swamp water?

[-] Dultas@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

After burying Melania there.

[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Turns out "playing 4D chess" is just MAGA politikese for "broadcasting our corruption loudly and assuming enough people are also either too corrupt, ignorant, or disaffected to do anything about it."

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago
[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

And I haven't bought Goya since.

[-] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 months ago

Wow, I didn't realize this actually happened, til now I'd honestly thought it was some sort of shit post. This is the strangest timeline

[-] 418_im_a_teapot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

No fucking way! I also thought it was a joke. But tan suits, that’s the real problem.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

No, the real problem is putting mustard in your burger. Those were dark times...

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Ah yes. Thanks for the reminder of those times, which COVID had distracted me from.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I can't decide whether this pic or the photo of George W. Bush literally holding hands with the king of Saudi Arabia is worse. I mean, at least Goya doesn't have people cut up with bone saws and they definitely had nothing to do with 9/11.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I like to substitute Trump's middle initial with a G instead of a J.

Donathan Goya Trump

[-] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

Nah. Imo, this is him telling oil company that they need to step up and fully fund his requests for money "or else". Didn't he recently ask the oil industry for an insane amount of money at the beginning of his campaign or something?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

That's not really contradicting what I'm saying.

[-] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No, you're right. But I think this is specifically a message to the oil industry.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Little quid, little pro, lots of quo.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The best quo. Lots of smart people are saying it's the best quo. The quid? Not so good. But the quo is good.

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Bought and paid for politician Trump is.

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Except he doesn't sell himself to the highest buidder, he'll sell out to any and all of them at the same time.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

"I can only suck one dick at a time, but I also have two (normal-sized) hands."

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Dude's made a living selling his stupid face every opportunity he can to get attention, why would he let a little thing like presidential integrity get in the way? It certainly didn't when he was actually president!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

"Some fok'll never tip their hand, but then again some fok'll. Like Donald the Slack-jawed Yokel."

Trump: "It wasn't my fault, he had a LOT
of money."

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

No translation needed, since he is saying it outright.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Fr wtf, the shamelessness adds insult to injury.

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