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this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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sodas are just gamer water anyway. once the phobia of water truly begins to manifest via lack of bathing, the gamer must be taken out back and Old Yeller’d. Im sorry comrade this probably isnt what you wanted to hear today
I struck them down with my everyday carry katana, so they're taken care of thankfully. While I'm otherwise thriving and fully on-hinge.
I used to live with a Gamer that had a phobia of water, looking back he likely has some real neuro-divergence going on, but his girlfriend would bathe him and when she went on a two week vacation he stated that he was going to wait until she got back to wash himself. I had to threaten to tell the girlfriend he had been cheating on her the entire time if he didn't get in the shower.
Before they started dating he had been banned from multiple people's homes because he left a stench that would linger for days afterwards, so it was a welcome respite for everyone that interacted with him that he would get into the shower at all.