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Anon drinks milk
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this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.
Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid
I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.
Apple juice is fruit blood which makes you a gay vampire.
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Just in case it isn't sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.
Its like tree milk
Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?
They didn't say how big a carton. I'd say anything up to a quart is fair game without some eyeballs on you.
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Sure, if you are a baby cow
So it's only okay to be gay if I'm a baby cow?