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[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 132 points 2 months ago

So you're telling me that either Mike Johnson has a wad under his mattress, or is somehow the most based cryptobro in politics? Someone should.... investigate.... this.

[-] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 2 months ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

This is my vote, using Occam's Razor. Or a related option: he's being overly pedantic about terminology (e.g. maybe everything is in a trust or something).

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 84 points 2 months ago

Vance shoots his wad in his couch

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago

Any time Mike Johnson shoots a wad, his son gets a notification about it.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

And the pennies caught between the cushion hold more value than his deposit.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Does JD worry about being homosexual because he fucks a Lazy-Boy or does he think it is fine because it is sounds close to Ladyboy and they are real women after all.

[-] MySkinIsFallingOff@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He's kinda busy.

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