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Voluntarily chopping off your arm. (To replace it with something else)
Like a leg?
Those dirty tri-legs.
My daughter wanted to marry a tri-leg from Pizza Hutt. I said “Girl he’s gonna run out on you first chance he gets … triple time!”
She cried and cried, but deep down I think she thought it was a pretty good joke.
Chainsaw?
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh..."
Seriously though, even some pretty mundane stuff- knees and hips and such that won't crap out on my when I'm old, teeth that won't chip even if I do stupid shit like use them as a bottle opener, there's all kinds of bugs just waiting to be patched out of the human wetware.
And that without even considering the superhuman upgrades that could be considered.