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What's up with JD Vance and couches??
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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If the dude has any balls he'll release a home porn movie of him fucking a couch, just for the memes.
I suppose it would be pretty on-brand for the party that's trying to completely outlaw porn to start producing their own super-weird porn.
Super on brand for them to do things they are trying to stop everyone else from doing.
Unfortunately, like, it would be so ballsy it would also get him in the joke. We would still call him a couch fucker, but it doesn't have the same amount of funny if he embraces it.
What the fuck am I saying id lose my shit