[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago

Call the cops and complain about an impaired driver. Intoxicated and in the car with the keys are a bad combo regardless of whether they are actively driving.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Too bad it's only a political casualty.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Isn't that how the US ended up with Trump in the first place?

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There's a comedian that currently kinda looks like this guy did around 2006. The wife and I think the comedian showed up on @ftermidnight (when it was still on) at some point.

Similar hair and facial structure, iirc a quirky kind of humor.

We're drunk and having no luck. Any help?

Edit: the guy we're thinking of is younger than the pic and has brown hair.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 103 points 4 weeks ago

Spoken like someone who knows nothing about zebras. They're not striped because of camouflage; that's their prison uniform, and they are all violent offenders.

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Dead Kennedys - D.M.S.O. (www.youtube.com)
submitted 2 months ago by SPRUNT@lemmy.world to c/music@lemmy.world

The police

Started a riot

Down at the courthouse

Again

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To me, someone who celebrates a bit more of the spectrum than most: Metal hot. Make food hot.

Non-stick means easier cleanup, but my wife seems to think cast-iron is necessary for certain things (searing a prime rib roast, for example.).

After I figure those out, then I gotta figure out gas vs. electric vs. induction vs infrared....

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I put the feeders up to invite the songbirds, Mr Blue Jay. I'm not sure if anyone's told you, but your song sucks and you eat too much.

Sure are nice to look at though....

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For clarity, the AI-generated images would only be necessary until the actual images come out. I can all-but-guarantee that, were AI images like that released, Drumpf himself would post the real incriminating ones to prove it's not as bad as the AI ones.

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.... Or maybe Zoom has perfected the in-office experience at home.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 95 points 7 months ago

"Patently offensive" and "lacks serious artistic value" are entirely subjective classifications. With those restrictions, any game with country music should be delisted.

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Trump Not Like Us (www.youtube.com)
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submitted 9 months ago by SPRUNT@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

For example, my runner-up is Ice-T: A notorious gangster rapper and "Cop Killer" singer currently in his 25th year in the role of CSI detective for the NYPD.
My top spot goes to Snoop Dogg: notorious gangster rapper and marijuana enthusiast who is now besties with Martha Stewart and in demand for cameo voice-overs in children's programming.

Of course, if schadenfreude is your thing, there's legendary comedian-cum-rapist monster Bill Cosby, or the recent falls of any number of the now mask-off nazis permeating the media.....

So, what is your favorite real-person character arc?

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 131 points 2 years ago

It looks like somewhere along the way it caught the scent of a black hole.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago

If I owned a venue, I would "book" these things as often as possible and then cancel as late as contractually possible without penalties.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 106 points 2 years ago

Is there a similar tool that will "poison" my personal tracked data? Like, I know I'm going to be tracked and have a profile built on me by nearly everywhere online. Is there a tool that I can use to muddy that profile so it doesn't know if I'm a trans Brazilian pet store owner, a Nigerian bowling alley systems engineer, or a Beverly Hills sanitation worker who moonlights as a practice subject for budding proctologists?

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 204 points 2 years ago

They're calling it an "unprecedented decision", but I like to think of it as a "precedent-setting decision".

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 85 points 2 years ago

Better seen on Pornhub next to some anal fisting than on Twitter/X next to blatant nazi propaganda.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 100 points 2 years ago

WRONG! After minorities, it's poor people. Then doing their job. :P

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