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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago

The bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen. Plane tickets are fine on a laptop, but if you’re buying a car, you need a desktop PC. A house requires a Jumbotron.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago

Nah, buying a house just needs three monitors.

[-] akilou@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

I need to use my current screen to buy a bigger screen so I can make a really big purchase

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Are people buying houses off a website?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can sign the paperwork on a computer, yes. Sometimes.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I prefer to imagine that people are putting a house in a shopping cart and trying to apply a discount voucher.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Imagine doing that and they forgot to remove the TEST50 promo code 💀

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

“Today’s sponsor, Houze! Use code “JIMMYJOE” when you buy your first house to get a free mousepad!”

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

*housepad, shaped like a little home

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I used DocuSign for the closing paperwork for my house. I absolutely did it from my phone.

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Usually I understand why people would say this. I'm very drunk and somewhat Texan. However, I'm baffled by this one.

Do only drunks sign closing paperwork using DocuSign? Is that a Texas thing I don't know about? Is it just the yee haw attitude of the whole thing?

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You use to be able to buy one thought a sears catalog.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah a jumbotron is too low res, what you should be doing is adding more monitors.

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