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The first day we had him he hid, he started to come around yesterday, today is day 3. (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

Day 3, Cat Log:

I have annexed the dwelling and all belongings of the strange bipedal creatures. They did not put up any fight, a wise choice. They even continue to bring me food, perhaps they have determined that I am their god?

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Can't help read that in Ze Frank's voice.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Dear Diary:

The humans have refused to allow me to exit this house so I can attack the byerbs who taunt me from the tree out front. They mock me. Their slights must not go unpunished.

I will do a ceremonial war piss in the humans clothing pile to get them ready for battle too.