Messy fries > dipping fight me.
I don't want to fight you, you're covered in condiment
If you give me a fork, sure. But if not then bugger off with them and bring me new fries with separate dip.
Well, sometimes you don't want dirty hands
Do you not have forks where you live?
Somehow feels more barbaic to use forks to eat fries compared to fingers
I bet you're one of those brainlets licking the salt off your fingers
I bet you never thought about napkins, or washing your hands after youre done
Messy fries > dipping fight me.
I don't want to fight you, you're covered in condiment
If you give me a fork, sure. But if not then bugger off with them and bring me new fries with separate dip.
Well, sometimes you don't want dirty hands
Do you not have forks where you live?
Somehow feels more barbaic to use forks to eat fries compared to fingers
I bet you're one of those brainlets licking the salt off your fingers
I bet you never thought about napkins, or washing your hands after youre done