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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Egon@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Stay safe, I'll be back in an hour.

Edit: my knee started hurting, so I walked the last part. I'm back now and nothing seems to have happened. This either means something momentous has happened that the public is not allowed knowledge of, or that I have lost the baton of heaven (get it? Like mandate of heaven, but it's a relay race because I'm running. It's contrived, but it's the best I could think of)

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[-] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 67 points 3 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah fuck, Susan caught a stray. This is what I get for not finishing my runs!

Edit: oh wait Susan sucked, I forgot that. I have no idea what this means then. If I had run longer, would more people have died? Only one way to figure it out I guess

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's a sign that you need to keep running swole-doge

(But also be sure to rest to heal your knee)

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Gonna give myself a few rest days and then go for a long run. I'll try focusing my mind on a specific person while running, maybe that will help.

Imagine I run a marathon with the sole motivation being the death of Jeff Bezos. One can dream

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Make sure you have their image in your head so you don't mix up someone with the same name lol

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We found the deathnote lmao

Egon, we're gonna need a lot more running out of you

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