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[-] calabast@lemm.ee 109 points 5 months ago

I don't really know d&d well, but I just looked up the spell and I think it says you can transform "any number of willing creatures". So the DM could make an argument about whether insects had the intelligence to even qualify as being able to be "willing" for that.

On the other hand, I am a big fan of Operation Dumbo Drop Multistrike

[-] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 35 points 5 months ago

https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/1995-animal-shapes

Another problem might be that animal shapes only has a range of 30 ft

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

30 ft range, requires willing creatures, targets can become large or smaller (elephants are huge)...

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 20 points 5 months ago

Fine fuck horse storm it is

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Brown Bear Barrage.

Or Giant Scorpion Tsunami if you want maximum pants-shitting potential.

(I could only find one CR4 large beast, the giant coral snake from Curse of Strahd, but no good spell title came to mind.)

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

My book doesn't have stats for a fuck horse, did they make an updated Book of Erotic Fantasy (don't answer that)

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

How could such a bad book get so much notoriety and not getting rereleases for all editions?

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