legible magyar admixture

❌ (googled and that's hungarian)

sephardic or romani

❌

slightly acromegalic

this is literally just a fucking insult, he's saying she has a growth disorder and she takes kindly to it?

African genetics

❌ (love how he's memorized a gajillion european ethnicities and doesn't know a single african one)

Cimmerian

❓she claims it's accurate but only says she's half Dalmatian and half Slovene. maybe 23andme told she was 0.8% iranic?

Haplogroup I-M438

➖ googled and this is literally just a group of meaningless genes most common to be people in the balkans, but very common throughout all of eastern europe (probably why she acted like he got slovene when he didn't) and not uncommon in western europe and the middle east

Dalmatian (Croatian)

✅ wow a single one!

not like ethnic DNA tests aren't pseudoscience that look for meaningless mutations (genetic noise that doesn't mark anything nor manifest in any way) likely most common to a politically defined historic region yet never remotely matching it, often extending deep into neighboring areas and further. crazy how random genes don't confine themselves to manmade culture zones 🤷‍♂️

not like ethnicities aren't constantly shifting, vaguely defined, socio-cultural lumping of clines together in one of the most genetically similar species to exist (that just happens to have a diverse spectrum of phenotypes)