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[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

I've got this. Showing up with just these items in your basket at Walmart would be certain to raise questions:

  • One script for a pilot of a series about the adventures of Thom Bombadil
  • One 1/2 scale, fully functional zamboni emblazoned with the San Jose Sharks team logo
  • One 1.75l bottle of Kirkland Signature French Vodka
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

The vodka would probably get you thrown out

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