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[-] abcd@feddit.org 61 points 11 months ago

I don’t get it. Is there a rotating 1kW laser mounted on my head that may decapitate a woman slightly taller then me I didn’t recognize all my life?!

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

People treat dating apps as a filter, and think that they'll only get people that match what they entered. So it becomes a wishlist for them. If they met a really great guy who happened to be short, sure they'd date him. But all other things being equal, would they prefer a tall guy to a short guy? Yes. All things aren't equal of course, but other stuff is harder to quantify. There's no "not an asshole" filter, for example.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 15 points 11 months ago

So what "If you're not 6 feet tall, don't bother" really means is "Hit me up anyway, we might click."

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

No, it means 'I'm a vapid person and you're dodging a bullet by swiping left on me'.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 11 months ago

Seriously, those people are a godsend. Thank you for telling me to stay far away lol I'd never want to be dating someone like that.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

The "dodged a bullet" idiom is well-meaning, but after a while, you feel like a soldier who survived storming the beach at Normandy, what with all of the bullets you dodged.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I also put “I have a small dick” and no women want to reply to me.

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 7 points 11 months ago

1kW is too low

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

yeah It makes no sense.

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