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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Onionguy@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Dont take ur infants on motorcycle rides tho.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Onionguy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

As if girls were on the internet. Everyone knows they're at home watching cooking shows.

/s

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

Fuck, she found me.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe I am ๐Ÿ‘€

Oh hi, honey!
Which weekend were you gonna be out-of-town again?

[-] Onionguy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trick question. We live on the ISS, now float over here mister, I have a serious bone to pick with you.

[-] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Good thing that's not an infant then!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, toddlers are people too!

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