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Our big boy can't even get wet now that they put his ass in the cube (hexbear.net)

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[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

If he wouldn't just dress like any western business dork but somehow worse, you could at least call it the drip cube. As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.

When dem finally arrests Trump at the end of the year for the unforgivable crime of being a cheeto-man , they'll put him in there to contain his Cheeto powers. He'll escape by having Marjorie Taylor Green seduce the security guard like Mystique did and inject liquified Cheeto dust directly into the guard's blood instead of iron.