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The Klingon Who Invented Warp Drive
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
There's a DS9 episode featuring a klingon lawyer (I forget which episode it is). THe lawyer has a few pieces of dialogue where they view the legal process as a battle just like any other klingon views a fight. Since then it's been my head canon that plenty of klingons are around doing plenty of stuff other than fighting but view it in terms of hunting, battle (with something) and honour. I wish more of this were touched on in Trek.
Like ... klingon monks and religion ... what's the culture of pursuing that for a klingon?
Fighting the very laws of reality sounds way more challenging than fighting that dude over there.
But what about boring jobs. Are there Klingon janitors? Klingon repairmen? Klingon construction workers?
There have to be Klingon chefs, right? Isn't replicated gagh inferior? Is blood wine just blood or are there Klingon vinyards?
They didn't always have replicators so there must have been Klingon factory workers
A speck of dust! * pulls disruptor, pulverizes surface * For Kah'less!!
Well, that's optimistic.
Meanwhile, I'm over here imagining them summarily executing litterbugs.