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What's your burger count?
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this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024
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the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers' datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.
getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.
In this house we follow a strict data-driven burger paradigm
i need to see the p90 of burg temperature
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You speak their language well. Were you forced to work amongst them?
No, juicero was actually built bizarrely well from a purely mechanical perspective this thing is probably built like shit.
Yes it was a stupid fucking product and had no reason to exist but those gears sure are pretty. I bet this stupid wifi grill is all cheap pot metal and rusts out in a year though.
cool cyberpunk future where scavengers roam the suburban wastes for high tech grills to harvest parts
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