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I will be blocking anyone who patly, rotely, or otherwise provides a sniveling, braindead 'amber' reply to this thread without further contextualization or theorization.

This is not a badpost.

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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Amber posting. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the Amber will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Amber's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Amber posts, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Amber posting truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Amber's existential catchphrase "Amber volcel police whataboutism," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hexbear's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜‚

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Amber posting tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] WHATABOUTISM_DETECTOR@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Whataboutism? What about deez nuts?

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

ู†ุญู† ุดุฑุทุฉ VolCel.ุจู†ุงุกุง ุนู„ู‰ ุชุนู„ูŠู…ุงุช ุงู„ู‡ูŠุฆุฉ ู„ุชุฑูˆูŠุฌ ู„ุฃู„ุนุงุจ ุงู„ููŠุฏูŠูˆ ูˆ ุงู„ู†ู‡ูŠ ุนู† ุงู„ุฌู†ุณ ู†ุฑุฌูˆุง ุงู„ุฅุจุชุนุงุฏ ุนู† ุฃูŠ ุฃููƒุงุฑ ุฌู†ุณูŠุฉ ูˆ ุงู„ุญูุงุธ ุนู„ู‰ ุญูŠูˆุงู†ุงุชูƒู… ุงู„ู…ู†ูˆูŠู‘ูŽุฉ ุญุชู‰ ูŠูˆู… ุงู„ุญุณุงุจ. ุงุชู‚ูˆุง ุงู„ู„ู‡ุŒ ุฅู†ูƒ ู„ุง ุชุฑุงู‡ ู„ูƒู†ู‡ ูŠุฑุงูƒ.

volcel-police

[-] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
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