120

You are now in charge of Russia. What do you do? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Cryophilia@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

133 comments fedilink hide all child comments

You have all the powers that Putin currently does. Everyone completely loyal to Putin is now loyal to you. Enemies of Putin are enemies of you. Putin no longer exists, and there has been a clean and absolute transfer of power to you. The economic, military, social and political situations are the same as they now are. You are not inhabiting Putin's body, you are just you. You're magically transferred to the Kremlin. The world at large doesn't know your past life, to them you have magically appeared as the new ruler. To everyone who knew you before, you just vanished.

Edit: no one knows your past life YET. They'll quickly figure it out. You will not lose any support based on your actions in your past life.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a good way to get a pro Putin oligarch elected. Even with fair elections they have a lot of support.

[-] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 12 points 3 months ago

There will be an epidemic of falls through windows. It will affect oligarchs and will spare the population. There is a cure: leaving the country after having relinquished all your money to the government.

Oligarchs problem solved.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Sounds like how Stalin got his start. "If I just kill this small group of bad people things will be better."

Oh no, the people who replaced them are corrupt too. Ok, this next wave of executions will surely send the right message.

[-] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 15 points 3 months ago

"The murdering will continue until corruption decreases"

I think it's a good plan. I either stop corruption or I run out of people (which technically will stop corruption too).

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I mean, it kinda worked for him

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

They'll try a coup

[-] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 5 points 3 months ago

Only if I'm not fast enough spreading the pandemic

this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024

120 points (92.3% liked)

Ask Lemmy

27027 readers

897 users here now

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions

Please don't post about US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world

Rules: (interactive)

1) Be nice and; have fun

Doxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them

2) All posts must end with a '?'

This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?

3) No spam

Please do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.

4) NSFW is okay, within reason

Just remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].

5) This is not a support community.

It is not a place for 'how do I?', type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.

Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.