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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

THEY RUINED HER, by doing what the original creator intended in 1996.

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[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i-think-that I just think all depictions of Lara Croft should have enormous cans that are made up of like 4 polygons

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now I want this also. The rest of her can get more polygons. Top tier lifelike skin that you can see the pores on aif you zoom in enough. Individually modelled hair. Ray tracing out the butt.

4 polygon pyramids on the chest though.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Those bras that made people looks like they was smuggling missiles from Starfox on the SNES.

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

a polygon for each inch of my dick and balls while im jerking them to her, the way god intended. none of this woke stuff

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