FBI here. We've hijacked this losers account to ask a few questions. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Look, they won't let me on any of the important cases, so I'm stuck combing through niche online websites that no one gives a shit about. I'll give Dick_Owl back their account after I ask you a couple of questions so the boss think's I'm working.

What does the word "piss" stand for? It seems to some kind of code, but what for?
Ditto for beanis.
Did @UlyssesT@hexbear.net actually have something to do with kissengers death or is it just a poor taste joke?
Why do you hate freedom?
Why won't you get real jobs?
How can the FBI appeal to the youths of today?

Okay, that's all. Remember to buy war bonds.

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[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

i can only answer number 6. you can appeal to the youth by showing us your penis. if you don't have a penis you need to use your FBI technology to show us joe biden's penis.