FBI here. We've hijacked this losers account to ask a few questions. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Look, they won't let me on any of the important cases, so I'm stuck combing through niche online websites that no one gives a shit about. I'll give Dick_Owl back their account after I ask you a couple of questions so the boss think's I'm working.

What does the word "piss" stand for? It seems to some kind of code, but what for?
Ditto for beanis.
Did @UlyssesT@hexbear.net actually have something to do with kissengers death or is it just a poor taste joke?
Why do you hate freedom?
Why won't you get real jobs?
How can the FBI appeal to the youths of today?

Okay, that's all. Remember to buy war bonds.

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

1 no one knows this. Piss appeared one day and we just rolled with it. If they tell you they know they're lying
2 ditto for beanis
3 hexbear is 90% bots and 7-proxy-ulysessT-alts, this acct included. Good luck catching this one
4 is answered by 5 cuz my full time job is hatin freedom
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